Kalispell, MT Production Jobs

Greetings Friends!*

The following post will result in one of the following. Reader discretion is advised.
1. You will think I am hilarious and apply
2. You will think I am psychotic and for reasons unbeknownst to me**, you will still apply
3. You will have no opinions on me as you will not read this post, but you will still apply (This option makes me sad)

Well, let’s get started, shall we? This is a job posting for a local PA in Kalispell, MT. Why am I saying this when it is so clearly listed on the posting? Because you might tell me you don’t live in Kalispell, but you will work on this for the low low cost of one or all of the following: hotel, per diem, airfare, mileage etc etc.

And what will I say to that? BAH HUMBUG! Ebenezer Scrooge McDuck has now rescinded your application, effective immediately. So, I will repeat again: This job posting is for a LOCAL PA in Kalispell, MT. Now, you try! “I am a local or am willing to work as a local in Kalispell, MT. I will not ask you for any of the above items because that would mean that I am not willing to work as a local. If I ask you for one of these things it is because I am a naive sophisticated newborn baby”. Strange way to describe yourself but great! Let’s move on, yes?

This is a travel show with a crew of approximately 20-25 people. We will be outdoors most, if not all, of the time. If you are allergic to sun, rain, clouds, snow (granted, if it snows in May, I am LEAVING) or any other type of weather, this one might not be for you.

PA duties will be your standard, run of the mill tasks. Setup/breakdown crafty, catering, basecamp; runs into town; filling up vehicles with fuel; etc. “Oh psh, that’s EASY”, you say as you roll your eyes at me. Don’t worry, if you feel like this won’t be challenging enough for you, I will promise you that I am absurdly meticulous.

Questions for you to answer:
- Can you drive a cargo van? (This is not necessarily a deal breaker, but it is helpful if you can. Please be honest)
- Do you have your own vehicle? (We would need you to provide your own transportation to/from our crew hotel and you would then drive a production vehicle to set. You will be required to fill out a DMV background check)


Dates: May 2-9 (anticipate working 4-5 of these days)

I am also looking for (2) people for each of the following days. This will be to help with gear and WILL require you to be able to drive a cargo van or box truck. 4/9, 4/19

Rate: $210/12

*I have been told a friend is someone who enjoys hanging out with you. Am I using this term correctly?

**You, sadly, have no other options in/near Kalispell at the time of this post